Saturday, 8 February 2014

Ways to recognise a doctor in hospital.....

1. girl with apron pockets full of garbage.. restless, irritable , waddling gate.... shouting on phone...
A GYNAECOLOGIST
2. steth in neck, hump at back, silent, tired walk with masked facial appearance..... no response to stimuli to smile...
A MEDICINE DOCTOR
3. snoozing on chair... loud voice... few abuses... dominating personality.. blurring of vision..
A SURGEON
4. brisk gait, white paste on pant nd boots.... loud voice... lots of attitude... talking of self...
an ORTHOPEDICIAN
5. neeras attitude... tired body... no response to stimuli... red stetho...
A PEDIATRICIAN
6. a cool, calm, polite person, soft spoken with always a smile on face... walking with a girl friend.... sweet by nature, with a torch in pocket..
AN OPHTHALMOLOGIST

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