Saturday, 8 February 2014

Y do mbbs students always prefer local author books then REFERENCE books..??



The local author says;

“Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, 
jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after"


REFERENCE BOOK says;

“ 2 humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect
hydride of oxygen whose quantity is not specified. 
One member Jack of rapid irregular disturbing movements encounter fatal logical gravitational error leading to complete disarray. 
Other member whose scope lies within disarray descends down the geographical protuberance at an acceleration,
whose magnitude is controlled by the force of gravity.

Lessons learned in life......


n again i going to be all alone in dis valentine.....bcoz....I M SINGLE....

Saans Lene Se Bhi Teri Yaad Aati Hai, Hur Saans Mein Teri Khushboo Bas Jati Hai, Kaise Kahoon Ki Saans Se Main Zinda Hoon, Jab Ki Saans Se Pehle Teri Yaad Aati Hai…"

Ways to recognise a doctor in hospital.....

1. girl with apron pockets full of garbage.. restless, irritable , waddling gate.... shouting on phone...
A GYNAECOLOGIST
2. steth in neck, hump at back, silent, tired walk with masked facial appearance..... no response to stimuli to smile...
A MEDICINE DOCTOR
3. snoozing on chair... loud voice... few abuses... dominating personality.. blurring of vision..
A SURGEON
4. brisk gait, white paste on pant nd boots.... loud voice... lots of attitude... talking of self...
an ORTHOPEDICIAN
5. neeras attitude... tired body... no response to stimuli... red stetho...
A PEDIATRICIAN
6. a cool, calm, polite person, soft spoken with always a smile on face... walking with a girl friend.... sweet by nature, with a torch in pocket..
AN OPHTHALMOLOGIST